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Team Fortress 2 never cease to amaze me

Fri Nov 27, 2009, 7:41 PM
I mean, look at the game! The design rocks! Humor's top notch, Characters charming and interesting, and the game is so easy to pick up and play, even if you've never played it before (though it takes a while to master all classes). And there you are, playing counter strike, or WoW, and you don't notice that the game is there, on Valve, for a ridicilous low price. So don't hesitate! Buy the freaking game! (If you don't like it, well... The alternatives are that the game is not your kind of game. That's all right. But if you say that the game sucks in general. Go suck a lemon. You simply can't handle the awesomness.) I rest my case.

  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: The leaves in the wind...
  • Reading: TF2's hilarious update pages.
  • Watching: The Simpsons
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2 (Not big surprise!//Heavy)
  • Eating: Swedish "Gröt"
  • Drinking: Swedish "julmust"

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(TF2) Heavy tells a story:

One time, Heavy must push tiny cart, but to many tiny babies on other team. Then, that itty bitty scout run past me and behind medic. But scout wasn't scout. Scout killed medic! Scout was SPY! I beat down spy with my bare hands and went on to kill more tiny babies!

I was hungry, and i ate sandvich very quickly!
But then, stupid pyro jumped in front of me, and burned my flesh! And i was on fire! But then i saw a red light, and it didn't hurt. It was medic!
I killed pyro and his incoming friend quickly with sasha. Me and medic make good team!

I decided to play with other team. I sneak behind sniper and fired my fingergun in snipers back! Sniper fly away! Uweeee, UWEEEEE! I wanted to fly too! So i point fingergun at my feet and i fly high to the sky! But when i landed, feet got crushed! I scream loud, but medic heal my feet and i ate sandvich to celebrate! I ran down to other base to kick more babie asses!

When i run to other base there was 12 itty bitty men with GUNS! Medic heal me and i fire Sasha! But medic got shot in head by stupid sniper! I felt hard bullets in my skin. I saw a red light again! But it wasn't medic this time. The light got bigger. And bullets did not hurt anymore!

And i saw a field full of sandviches and tiny scouts to beat up! Heavy was happy!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Koridai
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: dev-size-pr-WHAT?
  • Print preference: Sandvich
  • Interests: Grabbin' peelz
  • Favourite movie: Robotnik: The movie
  • Favourite band or musician: Heavy sings: Stone Cold Crazy (?)
  • Favourite genre of music: none
  • Favourite artist: Put dispenser here
  • Favourite poet or writer: Me *ahem*
  • Favourite photographer: Spy (Spy camera beard)
  • Favourite style of art: random shiet
  • Operating System: XP (Vista sux)
  • MP3 player of choice: Nokia 5330
  • Shell of choice: Koopa shell
  • Wallpaper of choice: My artwork
  • Skin of choice: tf2skins
  • Favourite game: TF2 and Halo series
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox-360 and Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Heavy
  • Personal Quote: Om-nomnomnomnmo
  • Tools of the Trade: 1495
  • MSN: coming soon

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:iconmokibomo:
O HAI THAR N WHO MAIHT U BE.

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"What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
A man builds, a parasite asks: Where's my share?
A man invents, a parasite asks: What will the neighboors think?
A man creates, a parasite says: Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God.."
:iconcaptpancake:
I am MAGNUS OF SANDVICH KINGDOM! THE XELDON AND I RULE THESE REALMS!

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Only the righteous will not be frozen when Rävenhold creates ICE AGE 3. Have faith.
:iconmokibomo:
YOUR MAJESTY, SCOUT! AND HIS !BABIES! HAS SEIZED THE LAND OF HYRULE. YOUR SANDVICHES ARE IN DANGER!
IT IS WRITTEN, ONLY FRUIT BASKETS CAN DEFEAT SCOUT.

--
"What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
A man builds, a parasite asks: Where's my share?
A man invents, a parasite asks: What will the neighboors think?
A man creates, a parasite says: Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God.."
:iconcaptpancake:
AFTER YOU CUM ON ALL THE FLOORS OF HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY!

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Only the righteous will not be frozen when Rävenhold creates ICE AGE 3. Have faith.
:iconmokibomo:
AH HERE'S THE PROBLEM

SO MANY TOASTERS

--
"What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
A man builds, a parasite asks: Where's my share?
A man invents, a parasite asks: What will the neighboors think?
A man creates, a parasite says: Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God.."

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