| Heavy loves his sandvich, and i think that this is my most random pic yet! |
| (TF2) Heavy tells a story: One time, Heavy must push tiny cart, but to many tiny babies on other team. Then, that itty bitty scout run past me and behind medic. But scout wasn't scout. Scout killed medic! Scout was SPY! I beat down spy with my bare hands and went on to kill more tiny babies! I was hungry, and i ate sandvich very quickly! But then, stupid pyro jumped in front of me, and burned my flesh! And i was on fire! But then i saw a red light, and it didn't hurt. It was medic! I killed pyro and his incoming friend quickly with sasha. Me and medic make good team! I decided to play with other team. I sneak behind sniper and fired my fingergun in snipers back! Sniper fly away! Uweeee, UWEEEEE! I wanted to fly too! So i point fingergun at my feet and i fly high to the sky! But when i landed, feet got crushed! I scream loud, but medic heal my feet and i ate sandvich to celebrate! I ran down to other base to kick more babie asses! When i run to other base there was 12 itty bitty men with GUNS! Medic heal me and i fire Sasha! But medic got shot in head by stupid sniper! I felt hard bullets in my skin. I saw a red light again! But it wasn't medic this time. The light got bigger. And bullets did not hurt anymore! And i saw a field full of sandviches and tiny scouts to beat up! Heavy was happy! |

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"What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
A man builds, a parasite asks: Where's my share?
A man invents, a parasite asks: What will the neighboors think?
A man creates, a parasite says: Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God.."
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Only the righteous will not be frozen when Rävenhold creates ICE AGE 3. Have faith.
IT IS WRITTEN, ONLY FRUIT BASKETS CAN DEFEAT SCOUT.
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"What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
A man builds, a parasite asks: Where's my share?
A man invents, a parasite asks: What will the neighboors think?
A man creates, a parasite says: Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God.."
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Only the righteous will not be frozen when Rävenhold creates ICE AGE 3. Have faith.
SO MANY TOASTERS
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"What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
A man builds, a parasite asks: Where's my share?
A man invents, a parasite asks: What will the neighboors think?
A man creates, a parasite says: Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God.."
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